Volume 1: VANITY
A Satirical Historical Adventure of Amnesia & Mistaken Identity

THE PARTICULARS OF A GRAND DISASTER



1791. Switzerland. Revolution roars at the borders. A fragile Confederacy trembles. Somewhere between the Alps and anarchy, a nameless fugitive races for his life with a secret that could stop it all.
There’s just one problem: a blow to the head wipes his memory clean..

The Pursuit: Hunted by enemies he can’t even remember.
The Comedy: Outwitted by peasants & fowl, undone by his own vanity & folly.
The Stakes: A ticking time bomb of amnesia while a nation sits on a powder keg.
INSUFFERABLE, Blundering,
Ludicrously Bold...



he might — just might — change the course of history... provided his colossal vanity doesn’t doom them all first.
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All he wants is a hot bath, a clean cravat, and to never see a dung-heap again. What he gets is a one-way trip to the gallows.
Switzerland. 1791. Conspiracy tears through the Confederacy. WANTED posters plaster every village. A nameless fugitive races for Zürich, clutching a scroll that could prevent war.
Alas, a blow to the head erases his past, his purpose, and — nay! — his common sense, too. Now washed up in a rural backwater hell, he’s convinced of one thing alone: he is meant for a life of exquisite luxury, not domestic drudgery. Natch, his past comes a-calling: assassins, bounty hunters, and a French invasion are all closing in. And as he bumbles through ambushes, cannonballs, and disasters aplenty, the ultimate irony dawns: the WANTED traitor may be the fool in the mirror.
Insufferable, blundering, and ludicrously bold, he might just change the course of history — provided his colossal vanity doesn’t doom them all first.
“Glory, jest, and riddle of the world!” — Alexander Pope



He’s hunting a traitor. There’s just one problem: it might be him.


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"The protagonist is intricately developed. The reader gleans insights into his character from his actions and reactions—his fierce determination to survive."
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